Ive been quiet lately because ive come to the conclusion Google has black balled me and im thinking what the hells the point? Back in may i did a 2 part blog called "Google hates me and thinks im gay"

"Part 1"

" Part 2"" .

Since then i had started to get some decent site hits so i finally began to believe i had made it out of google hell , that is until last week. See google has a little utility called webmaster tools where they log things for you like statistics for your site, keywords, site traffic and what not. last week i checked my top search queries which is the top key word combinations people searched for using google that listed baddrink.com in the results and i got this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you that dont know how to read that pic , let me break it down for you , if you where to type in the words " Midget donkey porn" into the google search engine the 11th result would be baddrink.com! If you did the same for the words " Gay bestiality" this site would be the 31st to come up, even better "clown and midget action" would rank baddrink.com as the 4th place in all of the internet to look for clown and midget action!!!!! My first thoughts where what have i done to deserve this wrath google has placed upon me, what have i done to be scorned by the google gods as the place to look for midgets and clowns getting it on??? My next thought was just who the hell i looking for this kind of thing?

I feel like bartleby and lokey in the movie Dogma , the great god google who once loved me has now cast me to the sides with the commoners the filth pedlers. Do i have to wait for George Carlin to bless some internet hub so i can once again pass through into google heaven? And once again be in the good graces of Google? Oh great google gods i would ask for your mercy but , i see that baddrink.com no longer comes up on those queries but whats to stop you from doing it again? How many website lives have been cut short by your wrath? How many have angered you by not sacrificing my linux server on all hallows eve? How many have you laid your wrath upon for using ask.com instead of your search engine? I denounce thee oh great google you have given me no choice i am now an internet search engine agnostic.